I’m No Expert; That Won’t Stop Me 2


If you have been here before, you know I’ve been a running fool lately. You can read all about the whys and wheretofores if you don’t know that running has become something of a favorite hobby for me. Suffice it to say, if you’re here and not at all interested in this running nonsense, I run. A lot. And I like to run. A lot.

“Who cares?” you ask, maybe glibly while rolling your eyes, scrolling down quickly to get to the good stuff, assuming, again rather glibly, that there is, in fact, good stuff. And I shall raise my eyebrows at you and tell you just exactly who cares.

You do.

And I know this because some of you have been asking me questions about my training.
You flatter me. I like this also. A lot. I’ve been emailing a bunch of you lovelies with my thoughts, and some of it seemed to make a rather cohesive whole on running, physical and mental training, and, if I may be so bold, some lessons I’ve learned along the way.

Now, let this be my legally binding (eye rolling) disclaimer that I am in NO WAY an expert. You saw that in the title. If you even try to suggest the old bait and switch, I will refer you heretofore, forthwith, ergo and nonesuch to the top of this little page, wherein ye shall find, for your reading pleasure, the title of my merry script, in which I declare my utter lack of expertise. 
Okay, then, now that we have the legal mumbo jumbo out of the way… *slaps hands together in relief*

Here’s what I want to say to everyone who has said or written that my running has been inspiring:

That’s great! I love that you are inspired. But. It’s not a big butt, because, you know, I’ve been running. But don’t just be inspired in thought. Be inspired in action. I’m not saying go run a marathon tomorrow, you silly. That’s crazy talk. I’m saying do something you didn’t know you could do and see what happens. 

The Dog Post Run

The Dog

I did not set out to run the Tulsa Run that would be a 15k, I don’t mind telling ya. I did not set out to get super sexy calves (but I will show them to you, just ask). When I started, I’ve said before, running three miles was the most taxing thing in my day. I hated it. I hated that I was the one who had to go with the dog because I’m the one with flexible schedule. I hated it that sometimes it was too hot. Sometimes it was raining. Sometimes too many cosmos on date night…well you get the idea. It took forever it seems. If you cannot hear me whining, just thank your lucky stars, because I so am whining.

And again, I am in no way some kind of freakishly fast, super trim “athlete.” When I registered on Dailymile to get cyber credit for every.single. stinkin’. mile. I didn’t want to pick a category. They were so binding and scary and none of them applied to me. “Choose one: runner, athlete, cyclist, swimmer” and some other crazy things like tree climber, mountain maker…I don’t even know. I sat and stared at that screen, cursor blinking like an annoying little sister, trying to decide. Finally, I clicked “athlete.” For months, I ran in fear; I just knew Dailymile staff would track me down for the lying liar that I am. Athlete? Yeah, if eating, knitting and sewing are sports then heck to the yeah.

The point is, I love that some people find my running inspirational. I won’t lie: I signed up for Dailymile just so I could brag about my incredibly amateur results. I’m a sucker for kind words so I went reaching for some. You people are putty in my hands. But here’s what I’m trying to say, in a longwinded, friendly, conversational tone. If I can do it, you can do it. Promise. And in the coming days and weeks, I’m going to tell you exactly how I know that. Notice I did not say, HOW TO DO THAT. 

And because I’m too excited, I’ll whet your appetite for my un-expertise. I know. You might want to sit down. Some topics I want to cover: your reason to run (or take that class, or climb a mountain, or join a new church, or leave a bad relationship), mental training, self talk that works, and getting over the bad days. 

Is there something you want to hear about that’s NOT technical? Let me know. Let me stress just one more time, this is not a fitness plan, a guru lesson, or a technique forum. It’s just one woman’s thoughts on how to do something you never thought you could do. 

Who’s with me?


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2 thoughts on “I’m No Expert; That Won’t Stop Me

  • Jennifer Post author

    Due to a total human (this human) error, long story short, here are the original comments;

    SuzieOct 12, 2010 06:03 PM
    It’s so true! I NEVER thought I could run – I tried all through my youth and 20s, it hurt my sides, it hurt my chest, it hurt my legs. Then one day, I got over it and ran. And the feeling of triumph over the girl who thought she couldn’t ever do it is awesome!!
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    shannonOct 12, 2010 06:04 PM
    I am totally with you! (I am sure this is no surprise)
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    AnonymousOct 12, 2010 06:34 PM
    I am with you! (Kurt)
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    karenOct 12, 2010 06:42 PM
    I’ve been so inspired by you from the sidelines! I mean W-O-W. I’m “No Expert” in just about everything. Seriously, I wake up every morning, put on my stage make-up, walk out of my dressing room – it’s show time, baby!

    Sometimes that can-do attitude lands me a standing ovation. Other times, I’m booed off the stage.

    I guess I don’t believe in myself enough to think I could be a runner. I’ll stay on the sidelines awhile longer, but will stick my toe over the line now and then. Looking forward to more posts on this!! Go Jen Go!
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    JenniferOct 21, 2010 08:23 AM
    I really love you all. Really. Karen, I love your thoughts here because I think most people experience this. I often feel like I’m doing that “fake it til you make it” thing, trying to convince myself more than others of what i’m capable.

    I know for a FACT that each of you has expertise. I know that each of you is a gift. I know that we can do things that are amazing and wonderful!
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  • Pilar Arsenec

    I used to jog in the past, but since I have two herniated discs and sciatica (two battle scars from giving birth), I was told by the doctors that I can no longer any pounding exercises, like running, jogging, jumping, aerobics, etc… so now I walk and swim about 3 to 4 times a week.  Nothing competitive or anything, but enough to keep me healthy.  My pastor’s wife who is in her late 50’s picked up running about 3 years ago for the first time in her life and now she is running marathons.  She ran the NYC Marathon too… like you, she is an inspiration.  I can live vicariously through the both of you 🙂